Joke Sign for the Klepto Office
Make fools out of your colleagues when they think twice about "borrowing" your favorite pen or stapler.
Office supply theft costs millions of dollars each year, raping and pillaging company profits. Protect your company's wallet and reduce stationary ordering frequency by protecting your precious office supplies!
Office supply snatchers will be captured, and in an ironic twist, detained in the office supply closet. With no access to company first aid for the searing pain of four-fingered electrocution - your colleagues will reconsider the next time they are tempted to snatch your precious post-its.
Kleptomania in the office ends here!
* Post outside well-stocked supply cabinets or near desk stationary