I Saw Pink Slips
(to the tune of "I Saw Three Ships")
Santa’s arrived early this year but he’s packing a sack fulla' pink slips! If you’re lucky, you may still be able to celebrate the fact that you still have a job this Christmas as you sing I Saw Pink Slips with your friendly HR manager.
I saw pink slips come mailing in,
On Layoff Day, on Layoff Day;
I saw pink slips come mailing in,
On Layoff Day in the morning.
Yay! They said it’s a gift for me,
On Layoff Day, on Layoff Day?
Yay! They said it’s a gift for me,
On Layoff Day in the morning?
The BossMan and HR were there,
On Layoff Day, on Layoff Day;
The BossMan and HR were there,
On Layoff Day in the morning.
And what was in those slips for we,
On Layoff Day, on Layoff Day?
And what was in those slips for we,
On Layoff Day in the morning?
O, those blockheads they’ve fired me,
On Layoff Day, on Layoff Day;
O, those blockheads they’ve fired me,
On Layoff Day in the morning.
And all the staff they hung their heads,
On Layoff Day, on Layoff Day;
And all the staff they hung their heads,
On Layoff Day in the morning.
And all our heads went rolling home,
On Layoff Day, on Layoff Day;
And all our heads went rolling home,
On Layoff Day in the morning.
