They Are Monitoring Your Screen
(to the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to Town")
Santa Claus is comin’ to town early this year to monitor your internet use! This workplace Christmas song will bring cheer to your heart, and hesitation to your net surfing. Give the gift of song to your IT friends this Christmas - and hopefully they'll stop watching your every online move!
Oh! You better not surf,
You better not send,
That juicy email
Message to your friend…
They are mon-it-or-ing your screen!
They’re making a list,
Of all of the sites,
That you’ve visited,
They’ve caught every byte
They are mon-it-or-ing your screen!
They track all of your keystrokes,
To see how much you work.
They even read your Facebook wall,
To know how much you shirk!
Oh! You better not surf,
You better not send,
That juicy email
Message to your friend…
They are mon-it-or-ing your screen
From doin’ your work,
You’d better not stray,
You’re bloggin’ it up,
And shirkin’ all day…
They are mon-it-or-ing….
They are mon-it-or-ing….
They are mon-it-or-ing….
Your screen!