Time on Clock May Move Slower than it Appears

Joke Sign for Clock Watching Employees

Did you know that excessive clock-watching at the office can result in disappointment, severe boredom and the actual reversal of time? Persistent clock-watching can even cause worker depression and in extreme cases, head explosion.

Help your colleagues feel like dopes by reminding the office that time tends to move slower in the face of boredom. Your new anti-time watching campaign will increase productivity while reducing clock-watchers neck pain. 

Remember: always use clocks with caution after lunch and NEVER use an office clock after 4pm, no matter how bored you may be.

* Post just below clock in cubicle or board room