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Please do NOT Feed or Tease Workers

The workers may appear friendly and docile, but don’t let their productive behaviors fool you.Poking or feeding treats to the workers will not only cruelly excite them, but will also give desperate employees a temporary sense of workplace joy. Take special care to avoid cubicles during overtime and keep tasty treats far from worker eyes and noses.  Most importantly, never stop by the office during a day off on vacation to taunt the workers... stressed out employees have also been known to chew through their cubicles to attack unsuspecting onlookers.


Office Fling Non-Disclosure Agreement
The Nondisclosure Agreement for your Secret Office Lover
Happy Worker Mask
Wear this smile whenever you need one!

Coming from a Womb near you... KidZilla!

Beware the coming of… KidZilla!

Coming soon from a womb near you… a creature so dependent and life-altering, it can reduce households throughout the nation into a wasteland of burnt out mommies and daddies. This miniature monster invades hipster lifestyles without a second thought, and assaults unsuspecting parents with a blistering attack of tantrums and giggles.

Mothers Day Coloring Pages - For Moms

We thought with the huge mountain of coloring books picturing dinosaurs, smurfs and other kiddie topics that it was time for Moms to have coloring pages of their very own. So, mommies and moms to be, grab your crayons and get coloring! No, you don't need to stay within the lines, and yes it's ok if you color the mom's head purple and her hands green...

Page 1 - SuperMom, hero at home and wizard at work, battles her evil nemesis: work/life balance
Page 2 - Mom enjoying a special Mother's Day breakfast, made by her special little people

Master List of Mom Wisdom (aka Momisms)

Where would we be today without all those pearls of mothering wisdom, passed down through the ages from mothers to their children, and from our moms to us? Just in time for Mother's Day, in honor of all the times our moms have shared their advice and tried to help us be better people, we've recollected, collected and collated all their motherly sayings into a gigantic list o' momisms... now 203 pearls of mommy wisdom and counting.


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