>> Joke Sign for the Office Zoo
The workers may appear friendly and docile, but don’t let their productive behaviors fool you.Poking or feeding treats to the workers will not only cruelly excite them, but will also give desperate employees a temporary sense of workplace joy. Take special care to avoid cubicles during overtime and keep tasty treats far from worker eyes and noses. Most importantly, never stop by the office during a day off on vacation to taunt the workers... stressed out employees have also been known to chew through their cubicles to attack unsuspecting onlookers.
The Nondisclosure Agreement for your Secret Office Lover
Wear this smile whenever you need one!
Throughout life, you’ve always had a boss (or two… or three…). From your first steps to your last breathes, someone has to boss you around… until now! For those new to Boss World, or those who've decided to become their own boss... Happy Boss Day to you!
Beware the coming of… KidZilla!
Coming soon from a womb near you… a creature so dependent and life-altering, it can reduce households throughout the nation into a wasteland of burnt out mommies and daddies. This miniature monster invades hipster lifestyles without a second thought, and assaults unsuspecting parents with a blistering attack of tantrums and giggles.
Master List of Mom Wisdom (aka Momisms)Crackberry Free Zone - We Conduct Random Thumb TestingNotice: Due to Recent Cutbacks, Perk Reduction in EffectAttention: You are Being MonitoredDanger: Risk of Workload Avalanche!Happiness HazardTop 10 Pranks That Got Their Perpetrators FiredOffice Supplies are ElectrifiedWarning! Brain Explosion Zone
We thought with the huge mountain of coloring books picturing dinosaurs, smurfs and other kiddie topics that it was time for Moms to have coloring pages of their very own. So, mommies and moms to be, grab your crayons and get coloring! No, you don't need to stay within the lines, and yes it's ok if you color the mom's head purple and her hands green...
Page 1 - SuperMom, hero at home and wizard at work, battles her evil nemesis: work/life balance
Page 2 - Mom enjoying a special Mother's Day breakfast, made by her special little people