Quit the Work World
(to the tune of "Joy to the World")
The holiday season always gets a little hectic… instead of leaving your responsibilities behind, try relieving your workplace stress with Quit the Work World. Remember: your employment record is the gift that keeps on giving.
Quit the work world! My job is done;
Just tore my time-punch card;
Retirement’s gold, I’m having so much fun,
Employment records’ scarred,
Employment records’ scarred,
Employment record has now been scarred.
Quit the work world! Boss lost his brains;
When I told him I split.
Copied my butt, print still remains;
It’s a good thing I quit,
It’s a good thing I quit,
It’s a good, good thing I quit!
Now all my grins and laughter grow;
No spreadsheets to be found.
I’m free at last, but out of dough?
Got free time by the pound,
Got free time by the pound,
Got free, free time by the pound?
Crud… I am bored, with no workplace;
Got to find cash to earn!
Dead-beat at home, I’m a disgrace…
To the office I return,
To the office I return,
To the office, office I return!
