All I Want for Christmas is My Two Weeks Pay
(to the tune of "All I want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth")
Already got your 2 front teeth? This year experts say the hottest holiday gift is gonna be Two Weeks Pay, and it comes at the low cost of only 1 crappy job! If it's been too long since you've played at the office, try singing this fun carol with your coworkers and see if you can earn your very own 2 weeks termination pay!
Every body stops
And whines with me
The joy of work
Gone as you can see
I don't know just who
To blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve
Is as plain as it can be!
All I want for Christmas
Is my two weeks pay,
My two weeks pay,
See my two weeks pay!
Gee, if I could only
Have my two weeks pay,
Then I could wish you
All a good bye!
It seems so long since I could say,
“I love my work even more than play”
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
If I could just quit today
All I want for Christmas
Is my two weeks pay,
My two weeks pay,
See my two weeks pay.
Gee, if I could only
Have my two weeks pay,
Then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas!"
