Freezy the Laptop
(to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")
We've all experienced the sheer joy of purchasing a pricey new laptop full of the latest jingle bells and whistles - only to find out it’s obsolete just a week later! In this workplace holiday tune, we replace Frosty the Snowman with his long lost laptop relative, Freezy, and pay homage to our jolly old computers of the past.
Freezy the Laptop, had a super CPU,
With a bunch of RAM, and a big hard drive,
And two screens for a better view.
Freezy the Laptop, is a dream machine, they say,
He was made of parts but the office
Knows how he came to life one day.
There must have been some data on that
Old CD they found.
For when they placed it in his drive,
He began to dance around.
O, Freezy the Laptop, was as fast as he could be,
And the tech guys say he could work okay
Good enough for you and me.
Clicketty click click,
Clicketty click click,
Look at Freezy go.
Clicketty click click,
Clicketty click click,
With his screen aglow
Freezy the Laptop, knew his specs would not compete,
So he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun
Now before I’m obsolete."
Down to the office, with some software in his hand,
Twisting here and there, in his office chair saying,
“Upgrade if you can”.
He led them down the streets of town, right to the IT shop,
And he only froze a moment when, they heard his hard drive stop!
For Freezy the Laptop, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying, "I might fry,
You can use my parts some way."
Crashety crash crash,
Crashety crash crash,
Look at Freezy blow
Crashety crash crash,
Crashety crash crash,
Into the trash you go!
