Heck the Calls
(to the tune of "Deck the Halls")
If you’re able to crawl out from under the piles of work on your desk this holiday season, why not sing along to the ring of your telephone to this Christmas crowd favorite. Note: we don’t recommend using the phone receiver or a nearby wall to keep the beat against your forehead!
Heck the calls, they keep on coming,
Aye-ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya.
And the email box is humming,
Aye-ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya.
Buried under piles of wo-rk,
Aye-ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya.
Everyone's a great big jer-k,
Aye-ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya.
Hey, I thought I’d finished filing,
Aye-ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya.
But the folders won’t stop piling,
Aye-ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya.
Oops, I think my stress is showing,
Aye-ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya.
While my work load keeps on growing,
Aye-ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya.
Oh, I wish that I could go now,
Aye-ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya.
As my patience’s getting low now,
Aye-ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya.
Help, I’m swamped with crazy wo-rk,
Aye-ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya.
Must escape or I'll go ber-serk!
Aye-ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya.
