O' Storage Room

O' Storage Room
(to the tune of "O' Christmas Tree")

Santa and his gang of elf police are out to get you and your coworkers this holiday season, and O' Storage Room is guaranteed to be a hit at the office party as Christmas turns criminal! "Borrowing" office supplies doesn't really count as stealing, right?

O’ Storage Room, O’ Storage Room,
Thy goodies, oh so tempting!
O’ Storage Room, O’ Storage Room,
Thy goodies, oh so tempting!
Oh how so much I want to cheer,
Whenever I go passing near.
O’ Storage Room, O’ Storage Room,
Thy goodies, oh so tempting!

O’ Storage Room, O’ Storage Room,
Much pleasure thou can’st give me!
O’ Storage Room, O’ Storage Room,
Much pleasure thou can’st give me!
My hands they get so darn itchy,
And filled with lots o’ klepto glee.
O’ Storage Room, O’ Storage Room,
Much pleasure thou can’st give me!

O’ Storage Room, O’ Storage Room,
Thy staples shine so brightly!
O’ Storage Room, O’ Storage Room,
Thy staples shine so brightly!
From clips to post-its, it’s all free,
There’s lots of choice for you and me.
O’ Storage Room, O’ Storage Room,
Thy staples shine so brightly!

O’ Storage Room, O’ Storage Room,
How richly Boss has decked thee!
O’ Storage Room, O’ Storage Room,
How richly Boss has decked thee!
For all those hours I’ve worked for you,
But it’s not half of what I’m due.
O’ Storage Room, O’ Storage Room,
How richly Boss has decked thee!