The Happy Work Song
(to the tune of "The Christmas Song" aka "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire")
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire in the office garbage can will bring a smile to any worker's face… and the fire trucks. But at least until security shows up you can rejoice in the pleasure of teamwork and comradery this Christmas, and croon your colleagues a Happy Work Day!
Office bustling with our merry hires,
Cash flow's growing and it shows.
Workplace smiles being shared with buyers,
And friends dressed up like big biz pros.
Every teammate knows a perky
laugh and some warm hellos,
Help to make our business bright.
Giddy staff with their eyes all aglow,
will find it hard to leave tonight.
They know happiness's on the way…
And loaded lots of perks
and goodies in their pay.
And every employee is gonna sigh,
When they see it's time
to leave and say goodbye.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase;
From me to all our office crew,
Although it's been said,
many times, many ways…
Happy work day to you!