Little Printer Bugs
(to the tune of "Little Drummer Boy")
What's that in my stocking? Ah yes… big lumps o’ latest and greatest technology coal. Technology can turn us from cheery employees to scroogy workers with the click of a mouse. But instead of smashing the printer this year, try singing Little Printer Bugs to remind you that even printers need a little rest and relaxation during the holidays.
Print – they told me,
be-deep beep beep beep
Printer gods laugh at me,
be-deep beep beep beep
Ate the original,
be-deep beep beep beep
And ate my soul as well…
be-deep beep beep beep,
beep de-beep beep,
be-deep beep beep beep
Boss - smiles at me,
be-deep beep beep beep
She wants fifty copies…
be-deep beep beep beep
A message on its screen,
be-deep beep beep beep
Got me to swear and scream!
cra-crap crap crap crap,
crap cr-crap crap,
cra-crap, crap crap crap
‘Out - of toner’,
be-deep beep beep beep
Grab ink and load ‘er,
be-deep beep beep beep
Press ‘start’ and then I pray,
be-deep beep beep beep
It jammed to my dismay!
be-deep beep beep beep,
beep de-beep beep,
be-deep beep beep beep
I - try again,
be-deep beep beep beep
With legal size instead,
be-deep beep beep beep
The machine starts to work
be-deep beep beep beep
This printer is a jerk
be-deep beep beep beep,
beep de-beep beep,
be-deep beep beep beep
Went - right to plan…
be-deep beep beep beep
But - got jammed again!
be-deep beep beep beep
The printer ate my page,
be-deep beep beep beep
I went into a rage!
be-deep beep beep beep,
beep de-beep beep,
be-deep beep beep beep
Called - Fix-it Guy;
be-deep beep beep beep
Fixed the machine up nice,
be-deep beep beep beep
He tested it 3 times…
be-deep beep beep beep
Damn thing performed just fine.
be-deep beep beep beep,
beep de-beep beep,
be-deep beep beep beep
It - still taunts me,
be-deep beep beep beep
Unplug it just to see…
be-deep beep beep beep
The machine smokes and glows,
be-deep beep beep beep
Took a life of its own!
be-deep beep beep beep,
beep de-beep beep,
be-deep beep beep beep
Joy - comes to me!
be-deep beep beep beep
I bought a new machine…
be-deep beep beep beep
I smashed the old printer,
be-deep beep beep beep
Now rests in the dumpster.
woo-hoo hoo hoo hoo,
hoo woo-hoo hoo,
woo-hoo hoo hoo!
