editor's blog

O! Holy Lunch!
(to the tune of "O! Holy Night!")

Lunchtime is often the best time of the day, so we figured we’d better celebrate its glorious rejuvenatin’ power! Pack your lunchbox full of the best Christmas snacks and let lunch hour turn into happy hour.  

Freezy the Laptop
(to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")

We've all experienced the sheer joy of purchasing a pricey new laptop full of the latest jingle bells and whistles - only to find out it’s obsolete just a week later! In this workplace holiday tune, we replace Frosty the Snowman with his long lost laptop relative, Freezy, and pay homage to our jolly old computers of the past.

O' Storage Room
(to the tune of "O' Christmas Tree")

Santa and his gang of elf police are out to get you and your coworkers this holiday season, and O' Storage Room is guaranteed to be a hit at the office party as Christmas turns criminal! "Borrowing" office supplies doesn't really count as stealing, right?

The Happy Work Song
(to the tune of "The Christmas Song" aka "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire")

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire in the office garbage can will bring a smile to any worker's face… and the fire trucks. But at least until security shows up you can rejoice in the pleasure of teamwork and comradery this Christmas, and croon your colleagues a Happy Work Day!

Heck the Calls
(to the tune of "Deck the Halls")

If you’re able to crawl out from under the piles of work on your desk this holiday season, why not sing along to the ring of your telephone to this Christmas crowd favorite. Note: we don’t recommend using the phone receiver or a nearby wall to keep the beat against your forehead!

I Saw Pink Slips
(to the tune of "I Saw Three Ships")

Santa’s arrived early this year but he’s packing a sack fulla' pink slips! If you’re lucky, you may still be able to celebrate the fact that you still have a job this Christmas as you sing I Saw Pink Slips with your friendly HR manager.

Little Printer Bugs
(to the tune of "Little Drummer Boy")

What's that in my stocking? Ah yes… big lumps o’ latest and greatest technology coal. Technology can turn us from cheery employees to scroogy workers with the click of a mouse. But instead of smashing the printer this year, try singing Little Printer Bugs to remind you that even printers need a little rest and relaxation during the holidays.

Flockin' Around the Lounge at Four
(to the tune of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree")

Technology and the workplace go hand in hand, but what happens when your HR department turns to the robot factory instead of the job market for top employees? Humanoid hires may soon turn over their desktops to their mechanically-inclined robot alter egos, considering new advances in workplace robotics.

Sneezes, like it or not, give your honker a voice. These sudden and often violent explosions of air and liquid were once thought to be little more than your nose’s way of cleaning up shop. However, with a little understanding about sneezeology, individuals around the world are embracing the spasmodic interruption and celebrating the sneeze for its unique, and sometimes orgasmic merits.

What your Sneeze says about You